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• Again you have pleased them, and they put a rare conch shell out for for you.
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• You may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together--what do you get?
  THE SUM OF THEIR FEARS." -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
  -- Prof. Irwin Corey...
• Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot of questio
  and then being unexpectedly called away before you find out how it ends....
• WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you!
• Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre