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  "If you make a general statement, a programmer says, 'Yes, but....
• Some people dream of worthy accomplishments while others stay awake and do them.
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• Advertising must be trite--it's the law of the jingle.
• Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
• Do not keep on with a mockery of friendship after the substance is gone--but part, while you can part friends.
  Bury the carcass of friendship: it is not worth embalming. -- William Hazli...
• I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures.
  They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom....
• Well, he thought, since neither Aristotilian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them.
  .. Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state practiced only by Masters of the Universal Way of Zen....
• Arguing with a person's faith is like chasing them around a big empty parking lot.
  You can keep backing them up, and backing them up--but you never actually corner them....