Related:

• This is the same guy who lost $50 on the Super Bowl game - $
  25 on the game, and $25 more on the rebroadcast....
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
• SMILEY &.(.. crying