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• Well, see, Joyce, there we were, trapped in the elevator.
  Now, I had my tennis racquet and the goldfish; she was holding the Crisco....
• Life is not one thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over!
• Life is not one thing after another.... it's the same damn thing over and over!
• Life is just one damned thing after another. -- Elbert Hubbard
• It is not true that life is one damn thing after another -- it's one damn thing over and over.
  -- Edna St. Vincent Millay...
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