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• There are more stars known to exist right now than the total number of all the grains of sand on every beach in the entire world.
  With those kinds of odds, it would seem downright naive for someone to go to a beach in, say, some out-of-the-way inlet in Baffin Bay, stoop to pick up only one tiny grain of sand, and declare that that grain alone was the only place where life could exist....
• Life's a beach!
• whales n. See like kicking dead whales down the beach.
• Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. -- S. C. Johnso
• Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Life's a beach, and then you dive...