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• Shadowdale - Level don't count when yer dead.
• Back when I was yer age.. Wait.. I'm not there yet..
• The secret of a good sex life is to have a good sex life .
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• Yer such a wild thang!
• Bob, kindly refrain yer brain.
• Yer motherboard wears combat reboots.
• You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his favorite formatter is, and he says "roff!
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• Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money
• Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n]