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• Life is a Game; Cheat!
• Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so.
  Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something. -- Henry David Thoreau...
• Life is not fair...it is, however, quite a circus.
• Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
• Life is unfair. And it's not fair that life is unfair. -- Edward Abbey
• Lisa: Wait! Doesn't my father have the right to a fair trial?
  Flanders: Oh, you Americans with your due process and fair trials....
• If life is fair, then explain Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch?!?
• I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair.
  Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them?...
• Always eat a large breakfast; never try to cheat on your taxes. -- Frank Costello