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• Life is the urge to ecstasy.
• The excesses of our youth are drafts upon our old age, payable with interest, about thirty years after date.
  -- Colto...
• Very few people do anything creative after the age of thirty-five.
  The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of thirty-five....
• You can't land an airplane on the ocean! $%#@&*NO CARRIER
• At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment. -- Gratta
• As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land
  but the fame that comes after is oblivion....
• Before reaching the age of 30, you will have experienced the joy of spraining an ankle, the wonder of unemployment, the thrill of partial hair loss and the ecstasy of unrequited love.
• A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical.
  But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical....