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Liberals Think You Can Reform An Ax Murderer. They Don't Want To Kill Anything.
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Liberals think you can reform an ax murderer. They don't want to kill
anything. They want to change the Listerine labels: "Rehabilitate the germs
that can cause bad breath."
-- Marc Price
Related:
... you can do anything you want, but not everything you want.
You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant ('ceptin' Alice).
If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
Liberals, but not conservatives, can get attention and acclaim for denouncing liberal policies that failed
and liberals will inevitably capture the ensuing agenda for "reform." -- John McClaughry...
And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
If you get on the other side, you will be different....
If you look just close enough, you can see anything you want.
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough.
You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world....
What do you want to talk about? I can talk about anything, I've been to college.
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
Worry no more... Do as I say, not as I do. Do me a favour and don't tell me about it....