Let's Say Your Wedding Ring Falls Into Your Toaster, And When You Stick
Your Hand In To Retrieve It, You Suffer Pain And Suffering As Well As
Mental Anguish.
Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish. You would sue:
* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
into the toaster, the statement Not even if your wedding ring falls
in there.
* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
cretin like yourself.
* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
a large cash settlement anyway.
-- Dave Barry
