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• I couldn't remember things until I took that Sam Carnegie course.
  -- Bill Peterson, former Houston Oiler football coach...
• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
  One word and one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach...
• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -- Steve Sloan, former Texas Tech University football coach
• Into the silent land! Ah, who shall lead us thither?
  -- J. G. Von Salis (1762-1834) -- The Silent Land...
• Most people know how to keep silent but few of us know when.
• Most of my cliches aren't original. -- Chuck Knox, NFL football coach
• There are two types of coaches. Them that have just been fired, and them that are going to be fired.
  -- Bum Philips, Houston Oilers Coach...
• The fewer the words, the better the prayer. -- Martin Luthe