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• Forget your opponents. Always play against par. -- Sam Snead
• Put your ass into the ball, Mr. President. -- Sam Snead (giving a lesson to Dwight D. Eisenhower)
• Take it easy and lazily, because the golf ball isn't going to run away from you while you're swinging.
  -- Sam Snead...
• A mind is a terrible thing to lay off.
• Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey [sic].
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle in a handwritten note written to Sam Snead in the summer of 1991, after they had played a lousy round of golf....
• Treaty of Helsinki Signed HELSINKI, FINLAND -- A cease-fire in the flame war between Linux and FreeBSD has been reached.
  A group of two dozen Linux and FreeBSD zealots met in Helsinki to ratify a treaty bringing a temporary end to the hostile fighting between both camps....
• If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for Uncle Sam. -- Ray Steve
• Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.