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• No Drury Lane for you to-day. -- James Smith (1775-1839) -- Rejected Addresses, The Baby's Debu
• I saw them go: one horse was blind, The tails of both hung down behind, Their shoes were on their feet.
  -- James Smith (1775-1839) -- Rejected Addresses, The Baby's Debu...
• Thinking is but an idle waste of thought, And nought is everything and everything is nought.
  -- Horace Smith (1779-1849) -- Rejected Addresses, Cui Bono?...
• Let us be of good cheer, however, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Democracy and Addresse...
• There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Democracy and Addresse...
• The Crown is full of it. -- Nate Harris, 1775