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• Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you.
• Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
• happily adv. Of software, used to emphasize that a program is unaware of some important fact about its environme
  either because it has been fooled into believing a lie, or because it doesn't care....
• If you require someone to change you require them to lie.
• Lawyers do it to you.
• You know things are bad when you're surrounded by four lawyers, and none of them is yours.
• Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
• Until hard evidence is obtained and corroborated, the American people should not be frightened into believing that babies are being bred and eate
  hat 50,000 missing children are being murdered in human sacrifices, or that satanists are taking over America's day care centers....
• If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.