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• A new report from the government says raw eggs may have salmonella and may be unsafe.
  In fact, the latest government theory says it wasn't the fall that killed Humpty Dumpty--he was dead before he hit the ground....
• Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... -- Nursery rhyme
• Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
• Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
  All the king's horses, And all the king's men, Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!...
• Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
  All the King's horses and all the King's men Had scrambled eggs for the next four weeks....
• When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.
  The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things....
• I don't know what you mean by 'glory', Alice said Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously.
  Of course you don't -- till I tell you. I meant `there's a nice knock-down argument for you!...