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• How many American college football players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but he gets 3 hours of credit for it. (or the Heisman, if Barry Switzer can get enough Alumni support for it) Note...
• I don't want to play coach - we're losing..
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season.
  One word and one word only: Super Bowl. -- Bill Peterson, football coach...
• If it's Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
• I think that the team that wins game five will win the series.
  Unless we lose game five. -- Charles Barkley...
• We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win.
  -- Barry Crimmi...
• That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way as us.
  -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• Lenny: Homer, last year, we were 2 and 28. Homer: Look, I know it wasn't our best season.
  .. Lenny: Actually, it was. -- Room for improvement, "Homer at the Ba...