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• Lap-top: Smaller and lighter than the average secretary.
  Portable: Smaller and lighter than the average refrigerator....
• Lightweight: lighter than rugged.
• What is "Laptop" spelled backwards???
• Oh! greatness! thou art a flattering dream, A wat'ry bubble, lighter than the air. -- Tracy
• It beareth the name of Vanity Fair, because the town where 't is kept is lighter than vanity.
  -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Part i...
• Surely men of low degree are vanity, and men of high degree are a lie
  o be laid in the balance they are altogether lighter than vanity....
• he butane lighter causes the pincushioning
• A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
• I wrote this note on a 486 laptop on the beaches of Maui.