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• The day advanced as if to light some work of mine; it was morning, and lo!
  ow it is evening, and nothing memorable is accomplished. -- H.D. Thoreau...
• PATH=C:\DOS;C:\DOS\RUN;C:\WIN\CRASH\DOS;C:\ME\DEL\WIN
• Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
• Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
• Oh boy, virtual memory! Now I'm gonna make myself a REALLY BIG ram disk!
  -- lennox@shire.hw.stratus.com...