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• Will your long-winded speeches never end? What ails you that you keep on arguing? -- Job 16:3
• RETRIBUTION, n. A rain of fire-and-brimstone that falls alike upon the just and such of the unjust as have not procured shelter by evicting them.
  In the lines following, addressed to an Emperor in exile by Father Gassalasca Jape, the reverend poet appears to hint his sense of the improduence of turning about to face Retribution when it is talking exercise...
• Pole vaulters do it with long, flexible instruments.
• With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it.
  I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in the john, so he would know what end to wipe.
• Look before you run into a pole.
• You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.
  -- Stock's Observatio...
• Stock's Observation: You no sooner get your head above water but what someone pulls your flippers off.