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• There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
  -- Spencer Tracy...
• Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing. -- George M. Cohan (to Spencer Tracy)
• People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits.
  -- Tracy Bonahm...
• Cats: God's way of telling you your furniture is too nice.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• I am the soap scum that lines your tub.
• Too late I stayed,--forgive the crime! Unheeded flew the hou
  How noiseless falls the foot of time That only treads on flowers....
• Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
• Quote #380 Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
  -- (Henry Spencer?)...