A 16 Ton Weight Fell On His Toes. As Soon As His Toes Rotted Off, I Doused The Ox In Gasoline And Torched It.

A 16 Ton Weight Fell On His Toes. As Soon As His Toes Rotted Off, I Doused The Ox In Gasoline And Torched It.

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A 16 ton weight fell on his toes. As soon as his toes rotted off,
I doused the ox in gasoline and torched it.
-- YESKLD

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