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• American is a very difficult language mixed with English. -- Anonymou
• BASIC is to PASCAL what AMERICAN is to ENGLISH.
• Man: Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. This man is an illegal alien!
  Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie....
• The youngest letters in the English language are "j," "v" and "w.
• English language? We don't need no stinking english language! -- Wintermut ( RDT Student )
• HARVEY SMITH The gesture made by the more careless visiting American presidents to Australians.
  (Honest.) -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Reality" is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotes.
• 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel.
• The longest word in the English language is: "And now a word from our honored guest.