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• Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• hardware, n: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
• As sysop, I *CAN* say, "Computer, end program.
• Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware
  hose program instructions that you can only curse at are called software....
• Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware
  hose program instructions that you can only curse at are called software....
• To be truly competent in the microcomputer field, you must be able not only to design microprocessor hardware, but also to program that hardware.
  -- John Uffenbeck...