Related:

• BEW: Branch Either Way
• Murphy's Fifth Law: If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway. -- Murphy's Fifth Law
• I plead temporary insanity. ;-)
• Modeming or new baby -- either way, dear, not tonight!
• Either I've gone nuts, or all this is really happening.
  If I'm nuts, I'll be the last to know. So I might as well act as if everything is just the way it looks....
• Senility means never having to drink just to forget.
• When in doubt, just drink. -- Peter Weldo