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• Hmmm...Is this TAG on? Thump Thump Thump
• parse [from linguistic terminology] vt. 1. To determine the syntactic structure of a sentence or other utterance (close to the standard English meaning).
  That was the one I saw you." "I can't parse that....
• parse: [from linguistic terminology] vt. 1. To determine the syntactic structure of a sentence or other utterance (close to the standard English meaning).
  That was the one I saw you." "I can't parse that....
• boat anchor n. [common; from ham radio] 1. Like doorstop but more severe
  implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless....
• boat anchor: n. 1. Like {doorstop} but more severe
  implies that the offending hardware is irreversibly dead or useless....
• It is a good rule of health that tells us that we should eat not one ounce more at any given meal than we are able to bench press easily.
• I'm okay and you're okay... but I'm more okay than you.
• Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
  Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....