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  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....
• Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can.
• Hardin's Law: You can never do just one thing.
• You can never do just one thing. -- Hardi