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• The fabric of space-time continuum isn't merely curved, it's bent.
• Homer: {[excited] The mail, the mail is here! [Reading.
  ] Oooh, an urgent plea from Edward James Olmos....
• GERM Another of those tiny tiny organisms that you can't see, and often wonder if they haven't just been made up by scientists to hold together the fabric of society.
  Rumour has it that germs were simply designed to get you to wash your hands after going to the lav, to keep soap manufacturers in business....
• Time writes no wrinkle on thine azure brow,-- Such as creation's dawn beheld, thou rollest now.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iv, Stanza 182...
• Unix, Unix, just another Unix. Maybe this time it'll work..... -- Luc Rooijakke
• Just another day in paradise...
• Just another flash in the bedpan.
• Just another idiot with a modem...