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  This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so....
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• In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day....
• Is it the Fourth?" ~~ Thomas Jefferson, US President, d. July 4, 1826
• This is the fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, 4 July 1826, Last Word
• This is the Fourth? -- Thomas Jefferson, last words (July 4, 1826)
• The following was taken from a guide for aspiring writers.
  "New writers usually cannot convince large, prestigious publishers that their work is marketable, so they must first publish with smaller, less well-known presses to establish a sales record....
• Alcohol still kills more people every year than all `illegal' drugs put together, and Prohibition only made it worse.
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