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• JRCF: Jump Relative and Catch Fire
• If we don't get some money in our bank account soon, we'll be arrested for impersonating the government.
• Where there's a will, there's a relative.
• Stay away from Russia. If you go to Moscow you'll get yourself arrested and end up in the salt mines.
  -- Nicholas Daniloff's grandmother (to her grandson)...
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....
• Life in the twentieth century is like a parachute jump
  you have to get it right the first time. -- Margaret Mead...
• If it swells, jump it.
• 'Computer literacy' is relative.