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• I need my sinuses like I need a hole in the head
• I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head. -- Fratianno
• My head is sore, and there's a hole in the brick wall!
• I call my computer "Hole in the Desk
• They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change in me. -- Song Title of the Week
• Song Title of the Week: "They're putting dimes in the hole in my head to see the change in me.
• I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
  And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...