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• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Frank Zappa
• cause anyone who would buy this record couldn't give a fuck if there's good musicians on it.
  ... 'cause this is a STUPID song... ...AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT!...
• PUBIC HAIR: Organic dental floss.
• PUBIC HAIR -- nature's dental floss.
• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• The following appeared in a newsletter on dental health.
  "A recent research study reported the experience of dentists whose patients had, over a period of five years, regularly used Flux Dental Floss as part of their dental hygiene routine....
• I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
  -- Frank Zappa...