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• Sometimes I wish life had an [ESC] key...
• Cut, Paste, Color, Delete...
• What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. -- Collette
• If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
• So ends one of the strangest bouts of 2 A.M. Tagline cut and paste.
• I wish my M-5 had 4DOS...
• I wish this mirror had a better view...
• I just came back from Wal-mart. One of the gift items they had were these nice globes of the earth.
  I noted that they had painted Germany as one country already, but the Baltics, and of course, the Ukraine, were still painted as part of USSR....