I Was Terrible At History. I Could Never See The Point Of Learning What People Thought Back When People Were A Lot Stupider.

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I was terrible at history. I could never see the point of learning what
people thought back when people were a lot stupider. For instance, the
ancient Phoenicians believed that the sun was carried across the sky on the
back of an enormous snake. So what? So they were idiots.
-- Dave Barry

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