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• One good turn deserves another. -- Gaius Petroniu
• Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary who will do it for him.
• A rich man told me recently that a liberal is a man who tells other people what to do with their money.
  -- Imamu Amiri Baraka (Leroi Jones)...
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• Men freely believe that what they wish to desire. -- Gaius Julius Caesar (100-44 B.C.)
• Bart: Now we can get the treasure! Abe: Oh, what's the use.
  Burns would still find some way to take it from me....
• What they said: What they meant: "If you knew this person as well as I know him, you would think as much of him as I do.
  (Or as little, to phrase it slightly more accurately....
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....