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• Marge: Do you want your son to become become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper?
  Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?...
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state. -- Vice President Dan Quayle
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama.
  -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something like a "three L lllama....
• Impossible, I tested it! It can't fire a missile like that!
• I like women with fire in their bellies. Kane, Dragonfire
• I don't CARE if you're on fire! Stop SCREAMING like that!
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...