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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
  -- Winnie the Pooh Some Winnie the Pooh sites: http...
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I may be accused of being confused, but I'm average weight for my height.
  My philosophy, like color TV, is all there in black and white. -- Raymond Scum...
• You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.
  -- Rorschach, "Watchme...
• I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
  ..I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped over and landed on my feet....
• My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.