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• Or, having sworn too hard a keeping oath, Study to break it and not break my troth.
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• A child of our grandmother Eve, a female; or, for thy more sweet understanding, a woman.
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• I have had my labour for my travail. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Troilus and Cressida -- Act i, Sc.
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• A high hope for a low heaven. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc.
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