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• You can only cut a rattlesnake SO much slack!
• If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
  But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....
• GET SLACK!
• Chasing women has never harmed any one, it's catching them that does the damage.
• Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge as good as any other.
  -- Philippe De Remi...
• Fraternities have no SLACK, no matter how slack-jawed they may appear.
  I taught elementary calculus here at the University of SLACK for several years, and have observed these folks carefully....
• How come women aren't in the NHL? The guys would rather CHECK them out.
• It's men who make laws, and enforce them, and break them, and think the whole performance is wonderful.
  Most women would rather just ignore them. -- Ursula K. Le Gui...