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• A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
• If You Pass This Point You Will Most Certainly Die. -- sign on birth canal
• I felt like I was in charge.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, after working the Panama Canal's lock...
• We should keep the Panama Canal. After all, we stole it fair and square. -- S.I. Hayakawa
• Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan. Never odd or even.
  A man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Madam, I'm Adam. Sit on a potato pan, Otis....
• You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
  Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl....
• More government is like a recreational root canal.
• A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura
  maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again, (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama!...
• like nailing jelly to a tree adj. Used to describe a task thought to be impossible, esp.
  one in which the difficulty arises from poor specification or inherent slipperiness in the problem domain....