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• Now if I could only find the Video switch!
• Now, what did I do with that flak jacket?
• I remember now / I remember how it started.
• I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just remember what it was.
• Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.
  -- G.B. Shaw...
• I only wish that I were what I was when I wished that I would be what I am now.
• I never could remember punch lines!
• A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
  The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....