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• You made my head explode.
• Deodorants are dangerous, man. Ever read on deodorant ca
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• It works fine except when I am in Windows.
• The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry!
• I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
• Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea.
• If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
• Works of genius are the first things in the world.