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• XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day....
• In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft.
  This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day....
• Bumper sticker on the stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS.
• Have an adequate day. -- Charade
• Have an adequate day.
• Backups?? Why, when we have the Air Force.
• The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. -- Bumper Sticke