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• Hope is a flatterer, but the most upright of parasite
  for she frequents the poor man's hut, as well as the palace of his superior....
• Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! -- The Blues Brothe
• Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  Westley, as the man in black, from The Princess Bride...
• Man, that is flagrant false advertising!
  -- Otto leaving "Stoner's Pot Palace", "A Milhouse Divided...
• Flirt: A woman who thinks it's every man for herself.
• Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler.
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.
• The superior man thinks of virtue; the small man thinks of comfort.
  ... -- Confucius (K'ung tsze or Kung Fu Tse) (551-479 BCE)...
• I'm differently-sarcasmed.