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• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad?
  Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?...
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• Skinner: So: we meet again, Mad Magazine. Bart: How do you know it's from Mad?
  Skinner: [walking to his window] The year was 1968....
• You know what they say - don't get mad, get angry...
• Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• You can bring men from other parts of the world who are sane.
  And you know what happens? At the very moment they cross those mountains....
• If you do not know where you are going, you can take almost any road, in whatever direction, and it will get you there.
  Of course, when you get there you will be no more lost than you were when you were here....