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• If time stopped, would we notice it?
• David Brinkley: The daily astrological charts are precisely where, in my judgment, they belong, and that is on the comic page.
  George Will: I don't think astrology belongs even on the comic pages....
• We live in a time when man would rather be envied than esteemed. -- G. Trudeau
• When we think, life thinks.
• When we say something happened by chance, we really mean we don't know what caused it.
• [The shooting in Yosemite] would never have happened if we had exercised our right to arm bears.
• The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training.
  Which I think is important, because when we wanna potty-train the baby we should set an example....
• Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
• Burns: What happened? [snow rumbles] Home
  I think when we yelled we caused another avalanche....