8. Things are more like they are today then they have ever been before.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
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- 15. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 16. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
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One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 12. I have seen the truth... and it makes absolutely no sense.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 11. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 4. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 6. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any... - 9. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any...
From the same category:
- Let's practice. Edmund comes in and says, 'Hello Baldrick.
you haven't seen Percy, have you?', to which you... - 1) HIDE!!!!
(2) If they find you, LIE!!!!
-- Rules for Academic Deans
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Father Damian C.... - Princesses don't do dishes or take out
garbage... - Cryonics: many are culled,
few are frozen... - Keep the war alive.
-- A White House official,
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describing President Bush's 1992 reelection...
