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• So you mean I'm drunk. I feel strange, but also good.
  Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement....
• It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir.
  Fair is fair. And let's credit his science teacher, too....
• Attention all decks, all divisions, effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher.
  Thank you Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise....
• I always get an A. So did Dr. Frankenstein. -- Wesley and Guinan, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8
• Wesley: "I always get an 'A'." Guinan: "So did Doctor Frankenstein.
  -- "Evolution", Stardate unknow...
• I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young man who was far out of his league.
  It was a great and painful lesson, and I learned it well....
• Ah good, Data, least you're functioning. Fully...Captain.
  -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
• But I got out of my uniform for you Data. -- Yar, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2
• Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once. It never happened.
  -- Yar to Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...