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• If everything had gone as planned, everything would have been perfect.
  -- BATF spokesperson on CNN 3/2/93, regarding failed raid attempt in TX....
• We should be glad we're living in the time that we are.
  If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot....
• The Last Law: If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
• If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
  -- The Last Law...
• The difference between prose and poetry. For example
  "There was a young lady from the Khyber Pass, Who went into the Ganges up to her knees....
• When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able
  for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3: Q: When he we
  had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.
• Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and you would not have been informed.