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• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12
• Don't cry down my back baby, you might rust my spurs" -- Stupid country song titles #4
• It's commode huggin' time in the valley" -- Stupid country song titles #10
• If you get the feeling that I don't love you, feel again" -- Stupid country song titles #6
• I loved her face, but I left her behind for you" -- Stupid country song titles #14
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  It's the bottle against the bible in the battle for daddy's soul" -- Stupid country song titles #9...