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• LIKE: When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
• He's alive but unconscious, just like Gerald Ford.
• Marge: How's my special little guy? Lisa: How're you feeling, big brother?
  [Maggie sucks on her pacifier] Homer: Aw, this is wonderful...
• God is alive! He just don't want to get involved in anything.
• I KNOW you're alive... I just couldn't care less!
• Pain is just nature's way of telling you you're alive.
• Wonderful day. Your hangover just makes it seem terrible.